Dinner conversation...

#4: Do flies sting you?
Me: No.
#1: Horseflies bite sometimes.
#3: What happens if they bite you?
Me: You turn into a fly.
#3: MOM!
#1: She is just kidding.
#4: Do you know what eats bugs?
Me: Spiders?
#4: Yeah, thats why I don't want to be a bug.
Me: You could be a spider. But sometimes girl spiders eat boy spiders, so if you want to be safe you had better be a girl spider.
All: EEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

Comments

Carrot Jello said…
Girl spiders are scary. Very scary. Don't make them mad.
Anonymous said…
The girl spiers eating the boy spiders. Always a crowd pleaser.
Jenn said…
Girl spiders rock.
Amelia Antwiler said…
*LOL*
Love dinner conversations like that!

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