A New Law

"I know a good law..."

T (3rd grade) introduced his bill after a serious, but brief discussion about the government and why someone would want to be President of the United States.

"If someone has a lot of wall balls,....

" ...they should give one to me."

I see what was important to him on his first day of school today.

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