Deaglan, watching me drizzle raspberry sauce on a piece of cheesecake: "What is that? Me, adding whipped cream: "My lunch." Deaglan: "That's not a very healthy lunch." Me: "I know."
I slept in this morning, and as soon as I got up I was greeted with a request from Deaglan for him to be allowed to play a video game. I asked him what Dad had said and Deaglan replied, "You're awake now, so you're in charge!"