Throwing up...
#4 aka K age 5: Dad, what happens when you throw up on someone?
Dad: They gross out.
#4: What does gross out mean?
Dad: It means it might make them throw up too.
#5 aka C who is only 3 years old: When you throw up on someone, it splatters off them, and they think you threw a tomato at them.
#4: You mean a potato. Potatoes are brown, and so is throw up...
If you really want to feel like you were there for this fascinating conversation, you should picture #4 pronouncing the th in throw as an f and the r as a w...I would personally hate to fwo up on someone...that would be gwoss.
Dad: They gross out.
#4: What does gross out mean?
Dad: It means it might make them throw up too.
#5 aka C who is only 3 years old: When you throw up on someone, it splatters off them, and they think you threw a tomato at them.
#4: You mean a potato. Potatoes are brown, and so is throw up...
If you really want to feel like you were there for this fascinating conversation, you should picture #4 pronouncing the th in throw as an f and the r as a w...I would personally hate to fwo up on someone...that would be gwoss.
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