Issues
One of #1's favorite put downs is to say "You have issues." He said this to #4 in the car on our way home from church today. The conversation that followed went something like this.
#4: Moooooooooooooooom...#1 said I have issues!
Dad: Do you know what that means?
#4: No
Dad: Then don't worry about it.
Someone then asked #1 if he knew what it meant.
#1: Yes. (with a duh kind of tone in his voice)
#4: I know what it means...you think I'm stupid!
#1: No, it means you are weird...but you were close!
#4: Moooooooooooooooom...#1 said I have issues!
Dad: Do you know what that means?
#4: No
Dad: Then don't worry about it.
Someone then asked #1 if he knew what it meant.
#1: Yes. (with a duh kind of tone in his voice)
#4: I know what it means...you think I'm stupid!
#1: No, it means you are weird...but you were close!
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